If Liz's smile looks a little on the smug side here it's probably because she's not only pulled off one of the greatest (in terms of challenge rather than result) makeover coups of the decade.
She may have succeeded in buffing, glossing and metrosexualising rough diamond Shane, but she's also achieved some 'Surrendered Male' body language from him at the same time.
Most girls know it's just possible to con their alpha male into the odd pampering session by implying that waxing his legs or plucking his chest hairs are a spiffing warm-up to sex.
But making radical changes to his body language status signals is something else again.
Liz seems to be playing the David Beckham to Shane's Victoria here, walking ahead in confident, semi-protective style, leading her man with her hand on top in the clasp, which is a traditional style of dominance and control.
Not only does Shane's responding hand-curl suggest he's comfortable with this power-balance, his aura of passive submission is emphasised by his free hand, which seems to be tentatively and rather shyly hovering around his belt.
I signed him up about three or four months ago on the diet system," Baker said.
"He loves the stuff, he's addicted."
The St Kilda star said he had even shipped the supplement to India for Warne's final season with the Indian Premier League.
Warne used Twitter to hit out at critics who pointed the finger at his celebrity squeeze for making him shed the pounds.
"I have always taken pride in my appearance and an attack on (Elizabeth Hurley) is unfair. I'm proud of how I look and worked my butt off for four months," Warne said.
A cheeky Hurley this morning offered to let Warne watch her eat real food as he tucked into yet another diet drink.
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